You're not actually serious, are you? I am completely unqualified for this. And I have other things to do! Well, no, there haven't been any breaches lately, but this paperwork isn't going to do itself, is it? Of course it has to get done! Just because no one else in this organization does their paperwork on time doesn't mean one of us shouldn't. Yeah, well, you tell Dr. [Redacted] that maybe he should
if he ever wants to-
What do you mean you're already transcribing? Couldn't you have started with that?
Harold Thompson, N-Class-C, "Temporary" Manager, L-14, to be in charge of investigation. Alias "Visionary."
Agent Robin McKinney, A-Class-C, designated to protect the above idiot from his own stupidity
security. Alias "Fledgling." I saw that, Robin.
Location: New York City
Time: Game Night
Purpose: Investigation of potentially anomalous individual.
For real this time? We are gonna [redact] the other bits, right? Okay. Good.
Good evening, Mr. Aurum! I uh... I wanted to meet you because, well, I just think you're ausome. No, that's not a typo, Robin, I want it that way. Yes, of course it's a pun. No, it was totally funny! Look, just because you don't have a sense of humor... anyway. Take this bit out too, will you?
And, I, uh... thought maybe it would be a good idea to be there to find out what you were really up to. Maybe you're just some run-of-the-mill gold-digger, but there's always the chance that you're doing something exciting - maybe forming a new gild?
Come on, Robin, it's funny! No? You're gonna have to develop a sense of humor for this one. Really. Otherwise things are gonna get... aukward.
Anyway. I look forward to seeing you soon and getting the full aurientation.