A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Kirby » Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:04 pm

Magolor floated over to the robed Tektite, peering over its shoulder at the plank it had found and held it its tentacles, which it was now staring at with curiosity. "It just looks like a wooden board," he commented. "Not really anything too interesting, although it's sort of an unusual sight out here..." How'd a plank of wood get into space, anyway?

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As expected, the agile and ever-vigilant Meta Knight was able to swerve out of the way of Tempo's staff at the last second, leaving the weapon to strike Gargan's ship with a loud but pleasant musical tone. Meta Knight turned to observe the large crack the Melodian Staff had left on the ship's seemingly-indestructable surface.

Hmm...

Suddenly, his unsuccessful battle with the spiked Noizoids flashed in his mind, as well as a flash of his honor as a Star Warrior, making his yellow eyes suddenly glow brighter for a moment. His honor as a Star Warrior... truly an honor he couldn't betray. He couldn't just give in to serve the enemies of justice because of false promises of power. What was I thinking?

As Meta Knight finally regained his true self all at once, a realization came to his mind.

He absolutely had to oppose them. A true Star Warrior would never join enemies of the justice of the universe.

There's still time. I can right this wrong. I will right this wrong.

"Enough," he hissed abruptly, his outburst seeming quite sudden considering he'd just been challenging Tempo moments ago.

"That is enough."

Narrowing his eyes, Meta Knight glided forward, stopping when he was in front of all of the other three. "You seem to wield a very powerful weapon indeed," he addresed Tempo, pointing with his sword to the crack in the ship. "Such power should not be wasted on someone such as myself. I am not your opponent."

"Instead, You should be fighting your true enemy." The warrior nodded toward the largest of the fleet of ships. "I have made a grave mistake in joining forces with him. I can see that now. I do not know what came over me, except that I must have... lost myself, for a moment. I am a Star Warrior, like Kirby over there." He gestured toward the little pink puffball, who once again seemed delighted upon hearing Meta Knight's words. "Defenders of the peace of the galaxy."

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Mara115 » Fri May 22, 2020 2:00 pm

Then, a glow-in-the-dark, neon green scuba mask, drops out of the sky, hitting Robbie Rotten on the pinky toe.
A 7 year old cat comes over, walking on two legs, picks up the scuba mask, and says:
"You are a very, very odd man."

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:05 am

(It’s been so long and I have no idea what is happening, but...)

Ike sat on a bench, sharing a tuna sandwich with his friend Ranulf.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by kotetsu » Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:29 am

Giuseppe approached Ike and screamed at him.

"I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob! Cthulu will reign darkness over all! What is a cross? Two sticks!"

He approaches Ike and swings out to slap him. "Just because I got a hotel in my foot doesn't make me a boogily moogily! People like grapes!"

He sacrifices a chicken, and continues on. "But I digress... I'm gonna go back to Kalamazoo where the vampires live..."
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Kirby » Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:39 am

"HEY! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" A kangaroo with a thick Scottish accent suddenly materializes out of nowhere, sitting on an invisible rocking chair that floated in midair whilst knitting a scarf. Suddenly, he dropped onto the ground and began to perform an authentic Irish jig, which caused it to rain onions. The power of this onion-summoning jig revived the sacrificed chicken, who then joined Billy Mays' cult and set out to destroy Cthulhu's secret stash of cabbage in order to win the hand of the love of his life, Shrek.
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Post by kotetsu » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:37 am

"Let there be light! It is good!" he yells in response to the revival of the chicken.

Giuseppe then reaches into his briefcase of meatballs and pulls out a gun. Shakily, he points it at the kangaroos invisible chair, plotting revenge for what it had done. Suddenly he screams and turns over on his back. Firing off several rounds into the air. Those rounds come back down at a nearby zoo and kill several endangered pandas, but that is a story for another time my friends.

He gets up, and pulls the last bullet out of the chamber, slathering the bullet in barbecue sauce before loading it back in. "One last trip..." he says as he puts the gun in his mouth. "... to flavor town..." he pulls the trigger.

"Yum." he says while digesting the bullet. The train to flavor town pulls up and he shows the conductor his ticket. Giuseppe would never be seen again, unless he felt like being seen again.

Giuseppe screams, for he does not know what the future will hold.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:53 pm

Then the The Big Bang Theory theme song starts playing. This causes a shift in the atmosphere that makes rocks become incredibly huge and grow to great sizes.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Kirby » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:57 pm

One such rock suddenly sprouted arms and legs and turned rainbow colors. This rock, whose name is Phil, begins to run around in frantic circles while doing an odd chant about Poptarts.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:40 pm

Ike was eating a Pop Tart. Mmm... Ice Cream Sundae variety...

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Kirby » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:31 am

Phil casually walked up to Ike and waved a stick in the air in front of him, which caused the Poptart he was eating to disintegrate. "WE MUST PURGE THE WORLD OF ALL IMPURITY!!!" Phil screamed, flailing his arms aimlessly.
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