Magic Vending Machine

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by Foxy the Pirate » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:57 am

Jeb receives a useless metal baseball glove.

Foxy puts a poorly-animated, badly thought-out anime with crappy characters and edgy voice actors into the machine.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by InquisitorRothus » Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:54 am

Foxy receives a DVD box set of Kill la Kill.

The Inquisitor dismantles the animatronic that he received and smelts the metal. As he waited for the metal to melt, he shoved HOLY SCRIPTURE OF MANKIND into the machine.
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by AeronGrey » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:33 am

The machine starts to get hot and smokes before finally the Inquisitor receives a pile of ashes and burnt bits of scripture.

Aeron put a hand knitted scarf into the machine.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by Trasher » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:35 am

Aereon received twenty-eight billion tons of yarn. The body was never found.

Trasher Somehow puts himself into the machine, curious how this magic machine worked.
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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by QuantumAxis » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:10 am

No one received Trasher, as he didn't pay. Trasher's body was never found.

Quantum put in Pedo Bear.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by JEBtheGamer1 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:59 am

Quantum recieved a Japanese schoolgirl and a squid.

Jeb tries to order a Pepsi and puts 200kg of bullion into the machine.
Hey, it's Spring. Know what that means?
*cough cough sneeze sneeze eyes swell up*

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by SaheenTikeerleesh » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:01 am

Jen recieves a bowl of chicken broth and uncooked noodles.

Saheen puts in a phone charger and a battery.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by shadowvoidboss » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:38 pm

saheen receives trasher

void puts in the bacon god
you know who will never be In the game for honor? zuko since he has none.

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by JEBtheGamer1 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:27 pm

Void recieved an application to become king of Canada

Jeb puts a bathtub in the machine.
Hey, it's Spring. Know what that means?
*cough cough sneeze sneeze eyes swell up*

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Re: Magic Vending Machine

Post by InquisitorRothus » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:28 pm

Jeb receives bath salts.

After rewriting the HOLY SCRIPTURE OF MANKIND, The Inquisitor shoves a megaphone into the machine.
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

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