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Post by Trooper FN-86 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:15 am

Titanic.

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I'm sorry, that wasn't a very good ice breaker.

But I want to know what is. Let's hear your finest, cheesiest, and or funniest pick up lines and ice breakers.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Apophis » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:23 am

I wanna [CENSORED] blood for a week.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShaFlow » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:02 am

Me: Hey girl, I'mma call you my DMILF.

Girl: DMILF?

Me: A Dark Magician I'd Like to Fuck.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Kirby » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:07 am

"Do you want to get some noodles?

Or pie?"
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:09 pm

Do I know you? You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Reyn » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:41 pm

Hey girl... if these hands can full combo a rhythm game on the hardest difficulty, just think of what they can do to u ;3c

pwease im desperate

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Jasmine » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:47 am

I can give you a footlong ;)
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Archer_Algren » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:48 am

You! Yes You! Get into my car! Get outta my dreams! Get into my car!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:24 am

Hey girl, les be in each other.
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:08 pm

Hm... I guess you'll suffice.
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