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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:01 pm

Are you a misbehaving believing Jewish woman? Because I wanna hit that ass





with stones. I wanna maim you.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:05 pm

All I'm hearing is that you wanna sin and get stoned off your ass.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:07 pm

Caught me red-handed, what can I say?
Now let's get red together
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
Neku: "Uhh... what?"
Joshua: "I think he's saying he's better than gravity."

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:09 pm

Is your throat smiling? It must love being slit.
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
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But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:11 pm

Are you behind on your shows? Because I'd love to Netflix and chill.
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
Neku: "Uhh... what?"
Joshua: "I think he's saying he's better than gravity."

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:14 pm

Are you a mango? Because I want to fuck you.

I fucking love mangos.
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But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:16 pm

Are you an unwritten book? Because I want to poke you with my pen and ink you on a daily basis and slam you on my desk in frustration.
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
Neku: "Uhh... what?"
Joshua: "I think he's saying he's better than gravity."

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Reyn » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:20 am

You have beautiful eyes...
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShaFlow » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:34 am

Oops dropped my condom for my MAGNUM DONG.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Aqua » Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:33 am

Are you a shooting star? Because my wish just came true.
Anybody can give me a compliment, but the only ones that really mean much to me are from my princess.

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