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Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:36 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste!

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:29 pm

Yo mama so square, no one dares to root her in bed.
“It’s not the size of your brain that matters, it’s whether or not you can set things on fire with it” ~ A wise philosopher

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:45 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, she could haunt a house in three minutes flat.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Reyn » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am

Yo mama gave birth to you.
Stop the tape and break it down!

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Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:07 am

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "made from concentrate."

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:32 am

Reyn wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am
Yo mama gave birth to you.
Yo mama so ugly you were never born :0
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am

You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:38 am

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she makes Chewbacca look like a bikini model.

(A Starwars joke just for you, Trooper. XD)

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Archer_Algren » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama is so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon...”
"The world is not beautiful, therefore it is."

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:39 am

Yo mama is so wise Yoda texts her for advice.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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