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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:23 am

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:39 am
Yo mama is so wise Yoda texts her for advice.
While your jokes are clever, "yo mama" jokes are generally supposed to be insulting... :lol:

Classic example: Yo mama's so fat; she don't sit around the house, she sits around the house!
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:46 am

Yo mama so lovely I want her to be my mama too
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:02 am

Annasiel wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:46 am
Yo mama so lovely I want her to be my mama too
The kindness... Too strong... Halp! 😷

...Yo mama's so stupid, she put a sheet of paper on the TV screen and called it "paper view." :lol:
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:31 am

How about both?

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

But

Yo mama so brave if I saw her fighting a bear...I would pray for the bear.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:18 am

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:31 am
How about both?

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

But

Yo mama so brave if I saw her fighting a bear...I would pray for the bear.
Now I'm just confused. 😐

Yo mama's so stank, she gagged a maggot.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:24 am

Yo mama's so obtuse when she touches fire, she gets 300 degree burns
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:36 am

Yo mana's so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:49 am

Yo mama's so ugly her Sephora bills are higher than the national debt of every sovereign state combined
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:57 am

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:58 am

Yo mama's so small you can't ascertain her location and speed of travel at the same time
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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