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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:08 am

Someone's on the ball tonight. I can't even keep up with you. :lol:

Yo mama's so rank, she literally makes the walls peel.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:40 am

Yo mama's so fat that no matter what she does she knows da wae.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:49 pm

Yo mama's so round she generates no rotational friction
I think I am a changeling
I was born with little claws instead of nails
and I was pale and barely breathing

I think I am a changeling
I broke the mirror because the me who wasn’t me inside
was shaking, she was seething, she was screaming
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:06 pm

Yo mama's so short, even the Minimoys make fun of her.

(It's from a movie.)
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:22 am

Yo mama's so short that in a 69 she'd be the decimal point that doesn't affect it.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:25 am

Yo mama's so short she bumped her head on a doorstop
I think I am a changeling
I was born with little claws instead of nails
and I was pale and barely breathing

I think I am a changeling
I broke the mirror because the me who wasn’t me inside
was shaking, she was seething, she was screaming
-PhemieC

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:50 am

Yo mama's so tall she bumped her head on a street lamp.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:58 am

Yo mama's so fat that the Earth orbits around her.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Jeremy » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:13 am

Yo mama so fat, even Roose Bolton won't touch her.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:46 am

Yo mama's so fat, in the movie Titanic, she played the Titanic.
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