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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:13 pm

Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping bears hide their food from her.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:44 pm

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
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Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping bears hide their food from her.
Yo mama's so hairy, I thought she was a bear! XD
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:03 am

Your Mama's so old she had her first date with Moses.
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:03 am

Your Mama's so poor she has to wash her toilet paper.
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:04 am

Your Mama's so disgusting flies take one sniff and say : "Oh hell no!"

Your Mama's so creepy Slenderman is afraid of her.
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Post by Shinigami » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:08 am

Please don't spam.
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:09 am

I'm sorry. But now I can't fix it.

Your Mama is so sweet she broke a kindergartener's tooth.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:57 am

Multiple posts are fine if they're on topic.
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Post by Shinigami » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:50 am

Ah. Okay.

Yo mama's so crazy, even Taz won't mess with her.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:47 am

Yo mama's so crazy, she posted consecutive posts that were not on topic.
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