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Yo mama!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:36 pm
by Shinigami
Yo mama's so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste!

This thread is entirely for fun. Please do not take any offence to anything that is said, and please keep it clean. Cheers! :3

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:29 pm
by Wint
Yo mama so square, no one dares to root her in bed.

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:45 pm
by Shinigami
Yo mama's so ugly, she could haunt a house in three minutes flat.

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am
by Reyn
Yo mama gave birth to you.

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:07 am
by Shinigami
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "made from concentrate."

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:32 am
by Wint
Reyn wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am
Yo mama gave birth to you.
Yo mama so ugly you were never born :0

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
by Trooper FN-86
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:38 am
by Shinigami
Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she makes Chewbacca look like a bikini model.

(A Starwars joke just for you, Trooper. XD)

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm
by Archer_Algren
Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama is so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon...”

Re: Yo mama!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:39 am
by Trooper FN-86
Yo mama is so wise Yoda texts her for advice.