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Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:36 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste!

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:29 pm

Yo mama so square, no one dares to root her in bed.
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
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Post by Shinigami » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:45 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, she could haunt a house in three minutes flat.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Reyn » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am

Yo mama gave birth to you.

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Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:07 am

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "made from concentrate."
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Wint » Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:32 am

Reyn wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:15 am
Yo mama gave birth to you.
Yo mama so ugly you were never born :0
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
Neku: "Uhh... what?"
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Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am

You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:38 am

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she makes Chewbacca look like a bikini model.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Archer_Algren » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:40 pm

Trooper FN-86 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:02 am
You mamma so creative MacGyver brings her things and says "what can I do with these?"
Yo mama is so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon...”
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:39 am

Yo mama is so wise Yoda texts her for advice.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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