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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:23 am

If I were the Grinch I wouldn't steal Christmas, i would steal you.

Is your name Christmas because I want to merry you.

Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShaFlow » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:22 am

Why so down?

Here, hold this, it's my pick-up line! ;)

So what if you're only 12.....wanna know what else is 12?
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:43 pm

I see your age is on the clock... ;)
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:54 pm

Jasmine wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:04 pm
Wint wrote:
Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am
Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
I love you
Quite the pick up line. ;)
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Killian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:12 pm

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My love for you is marginally stable, it will never die.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Shadow101 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:52 pm

Are you a Flinstone? Because I can make your bedrock.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:35 pm

Baby, you're something that money can't buy... Legally... But that's what bribery and corruption are for!
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Poetic Ghost » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:10 am

Less of a pickup line...

Roses are Red,
So is the State,
So let us be comrades,
Because you are so great.
(But not as great as the motherland)
~~ You are but a grain of sand, in the sands of time. ~~

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:25 am

Are you wheat? Because I want to grind you with my stone.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:18 am

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

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