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Re: End them

Post by Shinigami » Fri May 18, 2018 7:36 am

Little did David know, a tall, mean-looking man had broken into his house while he was busy contemplating. The man sneaks up behind Gary, ducked down low, a length of cord pulled tight between his hands, and springs his attack once he feels he's close enough. The wire slips right over Gary's head, hugging tight around his throat as the assailant pulls his arms back. A few strained gags, a trickle of blood as the wire digs into his throat, and Gary is dead; his limp body dropping to the floor as the killer releases one end of his wire. Before he leaves, the man snaps a picture of the corpse; proof that he had hit his mark.

Bob was a big man. Well... I suppose "round" is a bit more accurate. He was a trucker, and had eaten a few too many truck stop burgers in his career. This time, it was a tad too greasy for his tastes, as he found himself bolting to the restroom. In his haste, he had forgotten to lock the door. Not that he cared, really, but he felt that this one was going to be a bad one.
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Re: End them

Post by Eragon » Fri May 18, 2018 7:54 am

But little did Bob know an extraterrestrial was watching his every move for the past week. The alien farted and Bob died.
“Oopsies I did a poopsies.”

The alien walked back him in his cave in a dark and gloomy forest next to another dark and gloomy forest. He sat down on his sofa lazily and turned on the TV.
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Re: End them

Post by Maxx » Fri May 18, 2018 3:11 pm

The aliens TV explodes, a large shard of glass from the screen hurtling towards the alien, decapitating him.

The mysterious hooded figure that has been stalking and killing some of these unlucky people pulls off his hood. Lee has been killing random people for years now. He is kinda medium sized, with blond hair and dark brown eyes. In his backpack he has a whole array for killing equipment. He is currently at home, cooking burgers on a BBQ.
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